This is what
Tim Peeler was talking about when he said Knobby the Sasquatch had "
bayootiful yallaw-ish hayer-ah." Where is a pair of runaway clippers with a strong stomach when you really need one?! There aren't many words for this, because that creature on
Brit Brit's head is eating them all up. That shit looks like Chewbacca's asshole after shitting out pieces of the Yeti he just ate. The ASPCA announced that the most humane way of dealing with the tortured beast attacking Brit Brit's head is to gently put it down and cremate it. I can't.
On a positive note, at least Brit Brit doesn't ever have to worry about catching lice, because her head is the place that no living being dares to go.
"
I will wish you into Brit Brit's weave!!!!" - Lice babies trying to scare the fuck out of each other.
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