This is what Tim Peeler was talking about when he said Knobby the Sasquatch had "bayootiful yallaw-ish hayer-ah." Where is a pair of runaway clippers with a strong stomach when you really need one?! There aren't many words for this, because that creature on Brit Brit's head is eating them all up. That shit looks like Chewbacca's asshole after shitting out pieces of the Yeti he just ate. The ASPCA announced that the most humane way of dealing with the tortured beast attacking Brit Brit's head is to gently put it down and cremate it. I can't.

On a positive note, at least Brit Brit doesn't ever have to worry about catching lice, because her head is the place that no living being dares to go.

"I will wish you into Brit Brit's weave!!!!" - Lice babies trying to scare the fuck out of each other.

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Living Legend™ has officially sold over 100 million records.

Britney Spears has officially sold over 100 million records, all being certified by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).

Her debut album …Baby One More Time sold more that 28 million copies within a year and her 2nd album Oops!… I Did It Again sold over 20 million copies and debuted at #1 with sales of 1,319,193 million in the 1st week.

Britney also became an international pop culture icon immediately after her career was launched and is the best selling female artist of the 2000s, as well as the 5th overall.

Britney joins the ranks of Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey who have also sold over 100 million albums within their careers.

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